Brilliant ways girls turn guys down!!

HE: I'm a photographer I've been looking for a face like yours! 
SHE: I'm a plastic surgeon. I've been looking for a face like 
Yours!! 


HE: May I have the pleasure of this dance? 
SHE: No, I'd like to have some pleasure too!!! 

HE: How did you get to be so beautiful? 
SHE: I must have been given your share!!! 

HE: Will you come out with me this Saturday? 
SHE: Sorry! I'm having a headache this weekend!!! 

HE: Go on, don't be shy. Ask me out! 
SHE: Okay, get out!!! 

HE: I think I could make you very happy 
SHE: Why? Are you leaving? 

HE: What would you say if I asked U to marry me? 
SHE: Nothing. I can't talk and laugh at the same time!!! 

HE: Can I have your name? 
SHE: Why, don't you already have one? 

HE: Shall we go and see a film? 
SHE: I've already seen it!!! 

HE: Do you think it was fate that brought us together? 
SHE: Nah, it was plain bad luck!!! 

HE: Where have you been all my life? 
SHE: Hiding from you. 

HE: Haven't I seen you someplace before? 
SHE: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore. 

HE: Is this seat empty? 
SHE: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down .